BRUCE LEE was a great man
But after his sister gav birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...




y?






he became



MAMU LEE!






Wats da name of shoemaker who lived during da times of KALIDASA????
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so simple
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ADIDASa!!!



Y cant HIPPOPOTAMUS's lie??





























B'coz .....






















HIPS DONT LIE. :-)

Door se dekha to Sher (tiger) tha..







Wah.........wah




Door se dekha to Sher (tiger) tha..









Wah.........wah











paas to gaya hi nahi .. kyuki sher tha.

Door se dekha to baarish gir rahi thi


Wah .. wah.... wah



Door se dekha to baarish gir rahi thi......


Wah


Paas gaya to bheeg gaya :)


mana ki phool khiltey hai pero pe....

wah-wah..


mana ki phool khiltey hai pero pe....


wah-wah..
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per tode liye jate hai in hatho se...


Jiska dil tuta ho usko general knowledge ki zarurat kyun nahi hoti???













Socho...


















Socho...




















Jab dil hi tut gaya, wo 'GK' kya karega?...

Murder of ENGLISH

The Leave Applications as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."\



Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.


don't make noise the principal just passed away

Some teachers...

Lecturer of C -
(sorry for the spelling but that is what he pronounced)

Lecturer - "This is an Alagant solution"
Students(Mocking) - "Sir what is 'Alagant'(elegant)?"
Lecturer - "Oh you don't know alagant - it has come from the word 'alagation'"
Students - "Sir has alagation word come from alagator (aligator)?"

Lecturer of Digital electronics

he forgot the phrase - "get out"

so when a student started disturbing the class he said - "hey you... follow me" he went out of the class, said "don't follow me" and came back to the class.

Another teacher (teaching practicals)
"now students you will satisfy me with your keyboard"



nside the Class:
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class ( meaning AFTER the class) when I am empty(meaning when he is FREE).
* Both of u three get out of the class. * Close the doors of the windows please.. I have winter in my nose today...
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....

A child with his father got into bus already filled with 20 persons inside(including bus driver and conductor).

The child started counting the no. of persons in bus. He counted upto 22.

At the next stop ,7 persons got down from the bus.
The child revised his counting.He ended upto 15.

At the further next stop ,1 person got into the bus.
Child's counting reached to 16.

At second last stop, 10 persons got down from the bus.

now ,at last stop, The child asked his father "Papa, ar we all 7 people going to get down here itself."






Can you tell me me why did the child told 7 peoplewhen there was actully 6 people in the bus.


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just revise the no. of people getting in and getting out from the bus.
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Still you landed upto 6 only.
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you were absolutely right in your calculation.
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.The child always got ZERO marks in his mathematics exams.

What should you do go to the moon ??

































































































You must eat Jamun(Jaa-moon).........hehe

why did tarzan got happy after looking at a dead tiger...........




















bcoz he could get a new underware

What is this site about?

well its not always necessary dat the title of the site be more suggestive..............as it is in this case...............the title is way different frm what dis site is made for...........its made for practically no reason.................just for timepass............and fun posts...............make sure u have fun.............reading my posts...............................A \m/ eya